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lemondifficult:

"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?

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sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

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thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fuck up this bad"

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fuck up this bad"

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tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

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corriezodori:

a-romeo-that-loves:

oh my god toyota.

THISWASTHEBESTCOMMERCIAL

posted on September 19th   401,137 notes   via motleycruising   Source
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My girlfriend is snoozin’ on my chest rn and even though life has been giving us the shit end of the stick lately, I couldn’t really ask for more than to have her safe in my arms like this at the end of the day.

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witchchad:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

witchchad:

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

image

HO L YSH IT

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sadangrylatina:

omg

sadangrylatina:

omg

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